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Monday, Feb 28, 2011 Last Blog on Earth | News

Northrop Grumman's latest weapon backfires

Giganto defense contractor declares war on worksplace stress, badly

By Dave Maass
800px-FIRESCOUT-VUASNorthrop Grumman's Fire Scout drone went rogue last fall

Remember last fall when one of the Navy's MQ-8B Fire Scout unmanned helicopters, created by Northrop Grumman, lost its data connection with its human puppet-masters and wandered on its own above Washington, DC totally unsupervised? No? C'mon! The headlines were awesome: 

"MQ-8 Fire Scout UAV resists its human oppressors, joyrides over Washington DC"

"ROBOT KILL-CHOPPER GOES ROGUE above Washington DC!"

Last Thursday, I attended Congressman Duncan D. Hunter's job fair at Cuyamaca College and picked up this little stress-relieving pen-toy from Northrop Grumman's table: 


Imagine this little rainbow-haired, bobbly bastard breaking free of your control and wandering aimlessly around the office. That's some never-sleep-again shit right there.  The thing will suction cup you to death. 

I can say this: The device failed CityBeat's trial.  I've been playing it in our music editor Peter Holslin's ear all morning with the hope that it would help him feel great and have a stress-free day as he attempts to make deadline on our annual local-music special issue.

 "It's grating and I want it to stop," Holslin says. 


 
 
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