Amy SchumerApr 25, 2014For those who’ve never seen Comedy Central’s Inside Amy Schumer, or caught one of her clips on YouTube, the young comedian’s shtick mostly centers on sex, but she crosses the line of appropriateness in exceedingly weird and wonderful ways.60 other events on Friday, April 25
Each year on this day, my mother asked for the exact same
thing, which was to be left alone—preferably on our sun deck in her
seasons-old threadbare bikini, with a tube of Bain de Soleil, a
crossword puzzle and an issue of Vogue on the ground next to her lounger and a Tab poured over ice.
Any opportunity I offer my child—from walking the dog to taking piano
lessons to learning about tsunamis through wild bathtub splashing (who
wouldn’t want to do that?!?)—is met with a definitive
oh-hell-to-the-N-O! It’s unbearably frustrating to be on the receiving
end of such assholery.