Voyeur gave Chippendales a run for its money last Tuesday night. Helping raise money for a colleague with steep veterinary bills, dudes from the local nightlife scene undressed to impress for The DiscoverSD Hosted No Pants Dance Industry Mankini Competition. There was whipped cream (and, literally, nothing else), Borat-style g-strings and a Britney Spears impression complete with a midg—uh, little person. And, yes, the winner (above) sported (surprise!) a dick-in-a-box. Your move, Hillcrest.