It’s Christmas night, and the bar just realized that Santa drank all the milk the night before. So, what do you do, hot shot? Grab the nearest guy with man boobs, a pair of scissors and get those milkin’ fingers dry, ’cause it’s time to squeeze and pull. El Dorado does have some tasty cocktails, but next time you’re there, I’d recommend anything but the White Russian.

The Love of Beer

