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Welcoming the ants

Why it's important to stop misusing the word 'coward'

By Edwin Decker 11/10/2009
Snobs

Who died and made you the Brewmaster?

By Edwin Decker 10/27/2009
Indoctrination Outrage Theater

Like cholesterol, there is good propaganda and bad propaganda

By Edwin Decker 10/13/2009
The Sword of Deadline-ocles

Is it wrong to write about writing about your writing?

By Edwin Decker 09/29/2009
Shinus perfectus

How to establish and maintain a quality Music Festival Buzz

By Edwin Decker 09/15/2009
Consolation clichés

What you should never say to a person who’s suffering

By Edwin Decker 09/01/2009
Are you a creep?

Breaking the douchebag code

By Edwin Decker 08/18/2009
Tourism versus kids

Debunking, once and for all, the ‘for the children’ argument

By Edwin Decker 08/04/2009
Childless couple

Top 10 reasons why I don’t want children

By Edwin Decker 07/21/2009
Patriot music

Song suggestions for your next Fourth of July barbecue mix

By Edwin Decker 07/07/2009
Of retarded retards

‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that Scarecrow!’

By Edwin Decker 06/23/2009
The McMarriage

Why traditional American weddings suck crackhead balls

By Edwin Decker 06/09/2009
Global boiling

Seeking more alarming terms for ‘climate change’

By Edwin Decker 05/26/2009
Idiot or asshole

Examining the feud between Miss California and Perez Hilton

By Edwin Decker 05/12/2009
The definition of definition

Why it doesn’t matter what the traditional meaning of ‘marriage’ is

By Edwin Decker 04/28/2009