Edwin Decker

Columnist
ed@sdcitybeat.com

Edwin Decker likes music. Edwin Decker likes movies. Edwin Decker likes books. Short books are best, but he'll read long books if he must. Edwin Decker likes sports. Edwin Decker likes games. He likes serious games like poker and chess and silly games like Risk and Monopoly. Edwin Decker likes his family. He really likes being married to his wife. Edwin Decker likes to write. He wrote a book once. It's called Barzilla and Other Psalms. It's a poetry book. Edwin Decker has a website. You should go there.


Stories by Edwin Decker

Of retarded retards

‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that Scarecrow!’

Author Edwin Decker Date 06/23/2009
The McMarriage

Why traditional American weddings suck crackhead balls

Author Edwin Decker Date 06/09/2009
Global boiling

Seeking more alarming terms for ‘climate change’

Author Edwin Decker Date 05/26/2009
Idiot or asshole

Examining the feud between Miss California and Perez Hilton

Author Edwin Decker Date 05/12/2009
The definition of definition

Why it doesn’t matter what the traditional meaning of ‘marriage’ is

Author Edwin Decker Date 04/28/2009
Strip-joint tips

How not to behave in a gentlemen’s club

Author Edwin Decker Date 04/14/2009
My overdose

Hitting rock bottom isn’t so bad when Jesus cushions your fall

Author Edwin Decker Date 04/01/2009
Of brave hearts and irritable bowels

Totally on the fence about the firefighters' lawsuit over the gay-pride parade

Author Edwin Decker Date 03/03/2009
Funny with an asterisk

I never realized what a bunch of crybabies those alt-weekly cartoonist types can be

Author Edwin Decker Date 02/17/2009
Slippery slopes

If loving donkeys and sheep and dogs is wrong, I don’t want to be right

Author Edwin Decker Date 02/03/2009
Beware the ides of January

Purchasing New Year insurance to protect yourself from a shitty 2009, should you encounter one

Author Edwin Decker Date 01/20/2009
The Jader

How to celebrate a holiday that you are not able to celebrate

Author Edwin Decker Date 01/06/2009
Losing Santa

What happens to kids when they stop believing in Father Christmas

Author Edwin Decker Date 12/22/2008
Letters to Santa

We take a peek into the Man in Red's mailbox. Guess who's asking for what and why....

Ignoring history

What Prohibition tried to teach us about the war on drugs

Author Edwin Decker Date 11/25/2008