Edwin Decker
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Columnist ed@sdcitybeat.com Edwin Decker likes music. Edwin Decker likes movies. Edwin Decker likes books. Short books are best, but he'll read long books if he must. Edwin Decker likes sports. Edwin Decker likes games. He likes serious games like poker and chess and silly games like Risk and Monopoly. Edwin Decker likes his family. He really likes being married to his wife. Edwin Decker likes to write. He wrote a book once. It's called Barzilla and Other Psalms. It's a poetry book. Edwin Decker has a website. You should go there. |
Stories by Edwin Decker
The McMarriage
Why traditional American weddings suck crackhead balls
Idiot or asshole
Examining the feud between Miss California and Perez Hilton
The definition of definition
Why it doesn’t matter what the traditional meaning of ‘marriage’ is
My overdose
Hitting rock bottom isn’t so bad when Jesus cushions your fall
Of brave hearts and irritable bowels
Totally on the fence about the firefighters' lawsuit over the gay-pride parade
Funny with an asterisk
I never realized what a bunch of crybabies those alt-weekly cartoonist types can be
Slippery slopes
If loving donkeys and sheep and dogs is wrong, I don’t want to be right
Beware the ides of January
Purchasing New Year insurance to protect yourself from a shitty 2009, should you encounter one
The Jader
How to celebrate a holiday that you are not able to celebrate
Losing Santa
What happens to kids when they stop believing in Father Christmas
Letters to Santa
We take a peek into the Man in Red's mailbox. Guess who's asking for what and why....
Ignoring history
What Prohibition tried to teach us about the war on drugs