Aaryn Belfer
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Aaryn Belfer Columnist aaryn@sdcitybeat.com Aaryn is an opinionated woman with a penchant for 4-inch heels, straight-ahead jazz, expensive camera equipment and beautifully structured sentences. She's deeply committed to her family yet refuses, under any circumstance, to deny her lust for Javier Bardem. She'd like to officially change her name to Aaryn Darling because she likes the way it sounds upon being introduced at cocktail parties. Check out her website here. |
Stories by Aaryn Belfer
Death panel
Wal-Mart lowers the guillotine on authors and independent bookstores
Things fall apart
Just because you paid for it doesn't mean it's going to work
Home alone
Running naked and putting all vibrating objects to good use
Pssssst! Dems! You won!
Include end of life care and give me a seat on the death panel
Hey, mister cop
A couple ovaries and some white privilege can go a long way
What a relief
Would you like your refund in installments or one lump sum?
Spoilers suck
Play it safe and keep the score to yourself, would you?
Generally speaking
Family Obama continues to rock the cheap duds
Golden girls
Three weeks, two friends, one dog and a compact car
What not to wear
Michelle Obama must stay the course on the fashion issue