Aaryn Belfer

Aaryn Belfer
Columnist
aaryn@sdcitybeat.com

Aaryn is an opinionated woman with a penchant for 4-inch heels, straight-ahead jazz, expensive camera equipment and beautifully structured sentences. She's deeply committed to her family yet refuses, under any circumstance, to deny her lust for Javier Bardem. She'd like to officially change her name to Aaryn Darling because she likes the way it sounds upon being introduced at cocktail parties.

Check out her website here.


Stories by Aaryn Belfer

Love games

A radio prank makes a sympathizer out of me

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 03/16/2010
On privilege and skin

Don't avoid me—I genuinely want to talk

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 03/02/2010
Kill Buzz

On Google's answer to social networking and other crap like it

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 02/16/2010
C is for 'crazy making'

If you’re enduring school-choice season, you’re not alone

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 02/02/2010
Dichotomy

Heidi Montag journeys to become 'the best me' while thousands die beneath rubble

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 01/19/2010
Fear of flying

Or if not that, fear of lots of other stuff that’s happening in 2010

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 01/05/2010
Educator fail

Maybe certain grownups shouldn't be allowed to use scissors—or teach

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 12/22/2009
Letters to Santa

What's in St. Nick's mailbag?

Silly girls

Delicate sensitivities don’t need to be burdened with mammos or paps

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 11/24/2009
Burn 'em all

From training bra to sleeper bra, we’ve come a long way, baby

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 11/10/2009
Death panel

Wal-Mart lowers the guillotine on authors and independent bookstores

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 10/27/2009
Things fall apart

Just because you paid for it doesn't mean it's going to work

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 10/13/2009
Home alone

Running naked and putting all vibrating objects to good use

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 09/29/2009
Mea culpa

Low brow meets high art

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 09/15/2009
Dear busybodies

She is my own, and I am her real mother

Author Aaryn Belfer Date 09/01/2009